Japanese Vocab - Mumbles and Sounds

hopelessbaka:

うん (uun)  - yes
へー (hee) - interesting
さあ (saa) - who knows
ええ (eeh)  - what?!
は? (ha) - what?

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hermionemollycharliepond:

just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.

First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.

A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.

This was a good start.

We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.

Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—

Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.

You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?

He frowned. “Who doesn’t?

Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?

He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?

We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.

He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.

But I’m not.

Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—

We’re married!?

Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?

He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.

We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?

Vegetarian.

Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.

We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.

You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.

They’re your children too!" I screamed back.

He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!

Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—

I want a divorce!

And he walked out of the classroom.

The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.

I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

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hermionemollycharliepond:

just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.

First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.

A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.

This was a good start.

We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.

Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—

Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.

You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?

He frowned. “Who doesn’t?

Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?

He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?

We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.

He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.

But I’m not.

Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—

We’re married!?

Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?

He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.

We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?

Vegetarian.

Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.

We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.

You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.

They’re your children too!" I screamed back.

He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!

Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—

I want a divorce!

And he walked out of the classroom.

The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.

I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

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breastforce:

the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

image

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mandareborn:

The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horrors XXV” - ANIME STYLE

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mandareborn:

The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horrors XXV” - ANIME STYLE

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61cy:

manish arora s/s 2015

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61cy:

manish arora s/s 2015

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nock-nock-nock:

『 海月姫 / Princess Jellyfish 』 (Film 2014)

(Source: youtube.com, via milesjai)

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nock-nock-nock:

『 海月姫 / Princess Jellyfish 』 (Film 2014)

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anzujaamu:

Hello once again~!
I’m back with another awesome giveaway for you and I’m sure you will love it! 
The lovely Himi of himifashion store asked me to hold this giveaway for her stores Himi Store and Cutiemori~!
Please read more for the details and rules.

PRIZE: $150 store credit from Himi Store or Cutiemori!

Rules

  • Must be following me on Tumblr. (Will check!)
  • Must be following himifashion on Tumblr and Instagram. (Will check!)
  • Must reblog this for one entry. You can reblog once everyday.
  • Do not delete the text under the post.
  • Giveaway blogs will be disqualified.
  • Likes will be ignored.
  • Winner will be chosen via random.org number generator.
  • It will be checked if the winner has followed the rules, and if they did, they will win the giveaway.
  • Participants under the age 15 must have their parent’s permission.
  • Will be shipping worldwide!
  • Giveaway ends on 9 November 2014.

If you can’t wait until the giveaway ends, you can always use the code “anzujaamu" for a discount on their both stores here and here!

Good luck and have fun! I will be cheering for you~!

(via anzujaamu)

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anzujaamu:

Hello once again~!
I’m back with another awesome giveaway for you and I’m sure you will love it! 
The lovely Himi of himifashion store asked me to hold this giveaway for her stores Himi Store and Cutiemori~!
Please read more for the details and rules.

PRIZE: $150 store credit from Himi Store or Cutiemori!

Rules

  • Must be following me on Tumblr. (Will check!)
  • Must be following himifashion on Tumblr and Instagram. (Will check!)
  • Must reblog this for one entry. You can reblog once everyday.
  • Do not delete the text under the post.
  • Giveaway blogs will be disqualified.
  • Likes will be ignored.
  • Winner will be chosen via random.org number generator.
  • It will be checked if the winner has followed the rules, and if they did, they will win the giveaway.
  • Participants under the age 15 must have their parent’s permission.
  • Will be shipping worldwide!
  • Giveaway ends on 9 November 2014.

If you can’t wait until the giveaway ends, you can always use the code “anzujaamu" for a discount on their both stores here and here!

Good luck and have fun! I will be cheering for you~!

(via anzujaamu)

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24 hour slouchin

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24 hour slouchin

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transparent-flowers:

stopdropandvogue:

Valentin Yudashkin sent down an absolutely gorgeous and delicately feminine collection for his Spring/Summer 2015 collection. Flower appliqué and immaculately precise stitching accompanied ethereal silhouettes. There were billowing skirts, elegant daywear and pink floral pieces that personified Hans Christian Andersen’s Thumbelina. Hand-painted watercolors and pastels juxtaposed the metallic filigree in a strikingly luxurious way. When you lacquer something in gold, it becomes that much more precious.

The models looked like walking vases - an open canvas for blooming life and rejuvenation. The dresses could be mistaken for floral couture, as if a garden was blooming directly on them. A palette that consisted of the colors of clouds could only be fit for a modern Disney princess and her woodland nymph counterpart.

Photographed by Vogue Italia

aesthetic goals

(via pinkypiessmile)

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transparent-flowers:

stopdropandvogue:

Valentin Yudashkin sent down an absolutely gorgeous and delicately feminine collection for his Spring/Summer 2015 collection. Flower appliqué and immaculately precise stitching accompanied ethereal silhouettes. There were billowing skirts, elegant daywear and pink floral pieces that personified Hans Christian Andersen’s Thumbelina. Hand-painted watercolors and pastels juxtaposed the metallic filigree in a strikingly luxurious way. When you lacquer something in gold, it becomes that much more precious.

The models looked like walking vases - an open canvas for blooming life and rejuvenation. The dresses could be mistaken for floral couture, as if a garden was blooming directly on them. A palette that consisted of the colors of clouds could only be fit for a modern Disney princess and her woodland nymph counterpart.

Photographed by Vogue Italia

aesthetic goals

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Tis the season to be scary

(Source: lovelysora, via princess-peachie)

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Tis the season to be scary

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